Ramadan is a time for spiritual reflection, self-discipline, and compassion. However, it’s also a time for humor and laughter. Ramadan jokes are a popular way for Muslims to lighten the mood and bring joy to those around them during this holy month. From humorous observations about the struggles of fasting to silly puns and jokes, there are many ways to inject some humor into Ramadan. In this blog post, we will explore some of the funniest and most popular Ramadan jokes, as well as discuss the benefits of humor during this special time.
Of course, it’s important to remember to be respectful and mindful of the significance of the month. With the right balance of humor and sensitivity, Ramadan jokes can be a great way to add some levity to a sometimes challenging time. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh with us as we celebrate the lighter side of Ramadan.
Best Ramadan Jokes
Happy Ramadan to all our Muslim brothers and sisters!
This month, lunch is on us.
Why should you never race a Muslim during Ramadan?
They fast during Ramadan!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ameen.
(Ameen who?)
Ameen, Iftar is ready!
Did you know that people who celebrate Ramadan can still have Mcdonald’s?
Really – that’s because it’s fastfood.
Do you know why college kids love Ramadan?
Now they have a religious reason to be broke and starving.
Ramadan
Putting the slim in Muslim.
What is Ramadan for single guys?
The only month they might ever have a date.
What do you call the end of Ramadan?
Ramadusk.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hajj.
(Hajj who?)
Hajj you been, my friend? It’s been a while since we saw each other during Ramadan.
What do the Muslims play during Ramadan?
The Hunger Games.
How do you call a cow in Ramadan?
A Mooslim.
What is the best kind of weed?
Tajweed.
One morning, two Americans were wandering through the Arabian desert when they came across a mosque.
They hadn’t had food or drink in days and hoped that the people at the mosque would help them.
“Well, Joe, we’ll tell these people we’re Muslims, and maybe they’ll offer us some food and drink. You’ll play Hassan, and I’ll play Muhammed,” Roger explained.
“No way, dude. Even if they don’t give us anything to drink, I’m not going to say that “Joe responded.
They go up and knock on the door, a Muslim man with a smile on his face answers the door, “Yes, how may I help you?”.
“Hello, I’m Muhammed and this is Joe. We were wondering if we could have something to eat and drink”, asked Roger.
“Why, of course! Joe, we will bring you some food, and for you, Muhammed, it is Ramadan and we won’t be breaking our fast until sundown.”
What does Muslim sonic say when Ramadan begins?
“Gotta go fast!”
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What do you call a fasting camel?
Hump-less!
Why did the Muslim cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Ramadan.
Why was there a traffic jam in front of the mosque?
Because everyone was texting their prayers!
Why is Saudi Arabia the first to get Ramzan?
They bought the founders edition.
Why are there no Muslim Eskimos?
Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death.
A brother who was fasting all day, and almost lost his life and sanity because of starvation called his favorite radio station for a request.
The host asked, “What would you like to listen to?”
The person replied, “Maghrib Ahzan.”
What did the new Muslims say during Ramadan?
That’s ‘sa-lat’ of prayers.
Do you know that Ramadan is the month of giving?
Rewards for charity are multiplied, so it pays to be ‘jannah-erous’!
What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop?
Abaya.
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How does a Muslim close the door?
I-slams it.
Why did the computer break its fast during Ramadan?
Because it had a “fast” processor!
Do you have a funny Ramadan joke? Post your own Ramadan puns in the comment section below!
