For those in the Northern Hemisphere, summer begins during the third week of June while in the southern hemisphere, it falls on the third week of December on the day we call the summer solstice i.e., the longest day of the year. Wait a minute – a summer day is still 24 hours, right? Summer days aren’t actually longer, they just feel that way because we have more sunlight. On the first day of summer or the summer solstice, the sun rises earlier and sets later than any other day of the year which makes summer days feel longer. We get more sunlight and more sunlight means more time to play outside. To let the fun going, we have created some of the best summer jokes for kids and adults in 2023.
Summers are known for hot sunny weather especially in the months of June, July, and August when it is hot and muggy. So what’s your favorite way to cool down in the summer? Well, we have a list of the funniest summer jokes to help you ease into the summertime.
Best Summer Jokes
What do polite whales say on a summer day?
You’re whale-come!
My son expressed his desire to swim in an ocean this summer, any ocean.
I told him to be more Pacific.
Why don’t fish play football during summers?
Maybe because they are scared of nets.
Why are crab kids not good at sharing how they spent their summer vacation?
Because they are shellfish.
Where do fish sleep in the summers?
On the seabed.
Who always had a perfect fall after a terrible summer?
Humpty Dumpty.
What’s the secret to Jesus’ summer beach body?
Cross fit.
What was the almond tree up to all summer?
Nuttin’.
Where do youngsters with ADHD spend their summer vacation?
Concentration camp.
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Why can elephants swim whenever they want during summers?
Cause they have trunks with them, always.
Why do heart patients don’t like to swim during summers?
They are worried about strokes.
What should you be aware of thieves taking a dip at the beach?
They start a crime wave.
Why should you team up with octopuses during High School Summer Volleyball camps?
They are well-armed.
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Why do so many people invite ice cream to summer parties?
Because it’s cool.
During summers, who keeps the ocean clean?
Mermaids of course.
During the summer, how do swimmers keep themselves clean?
They wash up on shore.
What do Clams do on a summer vacation?
They shell-ebrate.
In the summer, what sort of fish blends nicely with ice cream?
A Jellyfish.
Where do sharks spend their summer camp?
Finland.
On a summer afternoon, what do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
Where do ghosts go on a summer vacation?
The Dead Sea.
Why the ocean is the most welcoming body of water during summer?
They always wave when they see you.
Where do unvaccinated kids go for summer camp?
Cemeteries.
Why don’t oysters give to Summer Fundraising events?
Because they are shellfish.
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Why are seashells worn by the mermaid at a summer beach resort?
She’d grown out of her B-shells.
Why are most of the beaches can’t take a summer joke?
Because it’s too salty.
What type of sense of humor do people have who don’t like to swim in summers?
Dry sense of humor.
Why can’t blind people eat fish during Summer beach days?
Because it’s see-food.
Why are clowns not afraid of sharks while vacationing on Florida beaches?
Because they taste funny.
When oysters go on vacation, how do they talk with their friends?
They use shellphones.
What did Helen Keller miss the most during summer vacations?
Sea.
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What is the most fun summer activity for Orcas?
They tried to plan but couldn’t think of anything Pacific.
Why do mummies hate summertime?
Because they are terrified of unwinding and relaxing.
Where do Chinese mathematicians go on summer vacation?
Tiananmen Square.
Why don’t Mexicans like high vacation spots?
They have vertaco.
How do you spot a mom on summer beach?
For her going on vacation feels like work.
What is the most asked question by people looking to get a summer body?
“Can fat people go skinny dipping?”
What is the top Summer Holiday Destination for cows?
The Milky Way.
Where do cats go on summer vacations?
They visit meow-seum.
Why do short people go to the beach on summer vacation?
To build their home – sandcastles.
What is the best spot for pirates on a summer evening?
Sand-bar.
What places do dentists sail during summers?
Down the root canal.
Teacher: A child has ten cents, two dollars, and seven cents left. How much money does he have for this summer?
Student: Clearly, there is a money problem.
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In the Caribbean, a lawyer and an engineer were holidaying and fishing.
‘I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was lost by the fire,’ the lawyer explained. Everything was paid for by the insurance company, and I’m using some of the money for this summer trip.’
‘What a coincidence,’ the engineer observed. ‘I’m here because an earthquake damaged my house and all of my stuff, and my insurance company covered everything.’
The lawyer was perplexed… ‘How do you start an earthquake?’
Which state in the United States do horses prefer for summer break?
Neighbraska.
I informed my doctor that I had fractured my arm in two places.
She advised me to avoid summer trips to those places.
Where do pepperonis spend their summer vacations?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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What game do sheep play on vacations?
Baa-dminton.
Why is it that everyone wants ice cream on their summer camp team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
How did the swimmer time travel to the previous summer?
By doing the backstroke.
Summer vacation is something that American teenagers look forward to.
No more studying or getting shot at until the Autumn.
Why do vegetarians don’t join Summer Swim Team?
They don’t like the idea of swim meats.
Why is gay pride month celebrated in the summer?
Because pride cometh before the fall.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can join us on our summer trip.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now with my summer dress!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you all about what I did this summer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, we are getting late for the shuttle bus to camp.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Summer to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good spot at the beach?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School enough out here to go camping!
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