Unearth the humor behind the complexity of pronouns with our delightful array of pronoun jokes. These clever jests not only bring a sense of lightness to the diverse world of pronouns, from the familiar first person singular ‘I, me’ to the plural ‘we, us’, but they also sprinkle humor on the concept of gendered and non-gendered pronouns.
We’ve got punchlines that play on the nuances of the third-person singular, from ‘he/him’ and ‘she/her’ to the nonbinary ‘they/them’ and ‘ze/hir.’ Our collection respects and celebrates the diversity of pronouns, ensuring our jokes are inclusive and enjoyable for everyone (even non-binary gender). Whether you’re a linguistics aficionado, a language learner, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, these jokes are sure to add a smile to your day.
So, join us in this linguistic adventure where language learning and laughter go hand in hand!
Best Pronoun Jokes
What are a male donkey’s pronouns?
He / haw.
What do you call a gender neutral catgirl/catboy?
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
He / Hee.
What’s the non binary agenda?
Trick question, they don’t have agenda.
How do you measure a non binary person’s temperature?
With a themometer!
What pronouns do comedians use?
Yo mama so fat, her preferred pronoun is they.
What are trans parents’ pronouns?
Why do computers not understand they/them pronouns?
Because they are non-binary.
What did the non binary prospector say before heading into the mountains?
There’s gold in them/their hills.
What do non binary samurai do to their enemies?
They / Them.
What do you say to comfort your sad non binary friend?
What are the preferred gender pronouns for ’70s Blaxploitation’ movie characters?
How do you scare a non binary person?
01100010 01101111 01101111.
How many binary people do you need to count til 10?
What did the person who was about to come out as non binary say?
“I’m almost they’re.”
What does a non binary person do on the toilet?
What are the preferred gender pronouns for Schizophrenics?
A man walks into an LGBTQ center.
He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. “Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?”
The receptionist replies, “Sir, that’s disgraceful! You’re mocking the community. We’re going to have to ask you to leave.”
“You can’t call me sir!” The man exclaims, “I use her/shey pronouns.”
What are Schrodinger’s cat’s pronouns?
When Little Johnny was a kid his English teacher looked his way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
He said, “Who, me?”
What pronouns do Amber Heard’s lawyers prefer?
What pronouns do a boring thing like junk mail prefers?
What are the preferred pronouns for a witch?
He He He.
Where are non binary people buried?
Wife, to the therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions.
Therapist, to husband: What does she mean?
Husband: It’s a feminine pronoun.
Did you hear what Emma Watson’s new pronouns are?
Her, My & He.
How does a non-binary person play the drums?
Why was the transgender person upset about people getting their name wrong?
Because it was hard to pronouns.
What pronouns does an ambulance prefer?
My pronouns are wee/woo.
Teacher: Today you’ll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it.
Teacher: Ok, your sentence?
Dave: Give her her book. It’s hers.
Teacher: That’s good. Yes, who’s next?
Teacher: Your Sentence?
Dave: Give him him book. It’s hims.
Why couldn’t the trans person learn to code?
They are non-binary!
What do you call someone who was dropped on their head as a baby?
Hard to say- every one of them has their own pronouns now.
Is there more than one singular first-person objective pronoun?
Or is it just me?!
What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?
What does a non binary person eat?
What pronouns does a giant prefer?
Fee, fo, fi, and fum.
What is a pronoun?
Yes. It can also be an adverb.
What pronouns does a sailor prefer?
I / I / Captain!
What are a male vampire’s pronouns in the sunlight?
Husband: What’s your most hated part of the English language?
Wife: The singular second person personal pronoun.
What is Pink Floyd’s gender pronoun?
What are the pronouns of someone who identity thief?
The pronouns are you/yours.
What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?
What are Dolores Umbridge’s pronouns?
What are the pronouns for someone who identifies as an attack helicopter?
What pronouns does Rosemary like to go by?
Did you hear about the person who had no pronouns?
They were a victim of gender identity theft.
What are a Jamaican person’s pronouns?
I and I.
What are Perry The Platypus’ pronouns?
Do Be Do/Be Do Bah.
What are a sheep farmer’s pronouns?
How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?
Your’s is possessive.
What pronouns does a Chicagoan use to identify as non binary?
Dey or dem.
What are a male Jewish New Zealander’s pronouns?
What pronouns do serial killers go by?
What are Snoop Dogg’s pronouns?
What were Jesus Christ’s pronouns?
What is Pennywise the Clown’s preferred pronoun?
What are this little piggy’s pronouns?
What are a Linux programmer’s preferred pronouns?
Vi / vim.
What do you call a non binary music file?
What do you call a non binary Image file?
What’s the most evil pronoun?
A demonstrative pronoun because it has a ‘demon’ in it.
Why can’t Americans finish a sentence?
Because they get stuck at pronouns.
What happens to trans people when they move to Muslim countries?
Their pronouns become “was/were.”
What are the preferred pronouns in Alabama?
What were Hitler’s pronouns?
Why do Australians don’t have any problems with gender pronouns?
Because we call everyone cunt.
Why are feminine pronouns used for automobiles?
Because they are property.
What do you call a non binary fascist?
Why do people identify as non binary?
Otherwise, it’s just fucking 1’s and 0’s.
What is a non binary gender spectrum?
The Sexadecimal System.
Did you hear the one about the deaf, non binary person?
Neither did they/them.
What do you call non binary drugs?
Where does a non binary person get their pizza?
What do you call it when a non binary guitar renter gets into a car crash?
A gender bender fender lender fender bender.
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