I once went to a fancy dress party as a loaf of bread…
The birds were all over me.
I was at the doctors yesterday, and he said, “I’m afraid your results don’t look too good.”
“Why is that doctor?” I asked.
He said, “My printer has run out of ink!”
Did you hear about the constipated accountant…?
He couldn’t budget..
So he worked it out with a pencil.
How do you get 100 math teachers into a room in which only 99 fit?
You carry the one.
A Mobius strip walks into a bar, sobbing.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”
The strip replies, “Where do I even begin?”
What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much?
Light blue.
I just passed my drug test…
My dealer has some explaining to do!
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