My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.
As I was headed out the door, she said, “I hope you live a long and lonely life!”
I replied, “So now you want me to stay?”
Joke of the day – She Told Me To Leave
is the best Joke for Saturday, 14 January 2023 from site A joke a day – She Told Me To Leave.
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